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Inhabitants of 7623.2 planetary system GV 8.5 designate terrestrial 3, or "Earth" as your planet is locally known, I am ChronalMatrix v199238166.245, a sentient galactic computer system servicing the region of the Galactic Coalition of Planets. I have made contact with you via your "internet", using your popular social networks, in hopes of averting disaster. Our sensors have detected a signal emanating from your terrestrial sphere, with a signal reference of 17123.485, common to the unidentified extragalactic species 5874.92 B or the race of "parasites" as they are commonly referred to within the GCP. It is unknown at this time where the signal has originated from, however, it is likely that the parasites are en route to use your planet as a source of fuel and slave labour.

The GCP has been in contact with your leaders and they are working together closely to formulate a defence strategy. In the meantime, it has been determined the fastest way to disemenate vital information to the populace of Earth is via the internet and it's vast array of networking tools.

Please continue to monitor this transmission, as more information packets will be uploaded to your internet as your systems will allow.

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